You Know, I Feel Freaking Weird Today

Thursday, March 12, 2009

image I was discussing cursing and someone said, “It’s a good thing no one walks behind me with a bar of soap.”

I laughed and agreed and then I couldn’t stop coming up with scenario after scenario. Pretty soon, I was wishing with all my heart that someone would trail after me with a bar of soap.

Of course I found the whole thing erotic.

Have I written a wash-your-mouth-out-with-soap scene? I can’t remember.

Now I want to write one.

I did the whole Ohmigawd-Am-I-Crazy thing in my twenties, but lately it’s been cropping up again. I’m not sure why. Maybe it’s a thing that must be done once a decade?

I just remembered: also in my twenties, I was once so curious to know what it felt like to have one’s mouth washed out with soap, that I did it to myself.

I just feel really weird today. I like being different, but somedays… it just feels weird.

It’s not easy, being spanko.

3 Comments:

How funny! :o)

I can relate to the cursing - I almost missed my train stop because I was so engrossed in the book "Fool" by Christopher Moore (which a spanking scene or two in it) that I lost track of where I was. When I realized I was almost at my stop, I used the "F-word" rather loudly, then was mortified.

I hate people who audibly curse on the train where all the passengers - including children - can hear them.

Now I'm that person.

Sigh... I need that bar of soap. And maybe a good switchin' to go with it. ;)

By Blogger Isabelle Bennett, at  

It's fascinating how popular the mouth soaping thing is, at least with the keywords folks use to find my blog. A lot of 'mouth soap' requests!

By Anonymous Dave, at  

I agree with how fascinating soap might be even though I personally haven't used it on my sub yet. I can find kinkier things to do, LOL


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