You Know, I Feel Freaking Weird Today
Thursday, March 12, 2009
I was discussing cursing and someone said, “It’s a good thing no one walks behind me with a bar of soap.”
I laughed and agreed and then I couldn’t stop coming up with scenario after scenario. Pretty soon, I was wishing with all my heart that someone would trail after me with a bar of soap.
Of course I found the whole thing erotic.
Have I written a wash-your-mouth-out-with-soap scene? I can’t remember.
Now I want to write one.
I did the whole Ohmigawd-Am-I-Crazy thing in my twenties, but lately it’s been cropping up again. I’m not sure why. Maybe it’s a thing that must be done once a decade?
I just remembered: also in my twenties, I was once so curious to know what it felt like to have one’s mouth washed out with soap, that I did it to myself.
I just feel really weird today. I like being different, but somedays… it just feels weird.
It’s not easy, being spanko.
3 Comments:
How funny! :o)
I can relate to the cursing - I almost missed my train stop because I was so engrossed in the book "Fool" by Christopher Moore (which a spanking scene or two in it) that I lost track of where I was. When I realized I was almost at my stop, I used the "F-word" rather loudly, then was mortified.
I hate people who audibly curse on the train where all the passengers - including children - can hear them.
Now I'm that person.
Sigh... I need that bar of soap. And maybe a good switchin' to go with it. ;)
By Isabelle Bennett, at
It's fascinating how popular the mouth soaping thing is, at least with the keywords folks use to find my blog. A lot of 'mouth soap' requests!
By Dave, at
I agree with how fascinating soap might be even though I personally haven't used it on my sub yet. I can find kinkier things to do, LOL
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