You Know, I Feel Freaking Weird Today
Thursday, March 12, 2009
I laughed and agreed and then I couldn’t stop coming up with scenario after scenario. Pretty soon, I was wishing with all my heart that someone would trail after me with a bar of soap.
Of course I found the whole thing erotic.
Have I written a wash-your-mouth-out-with-soap scene? I can’t remember.
Now I want to write one.
I did the whole Ohmigawd-Am-I-Crazy thing in my twenties, but lately it’s been cropping up again. I’m not sure why. Maybe it’s a thing that must be done once a decade?
I just remembered: also in my twenties, I was once so curious to know what it felt like to have one’s mouth washed out with soap, that I did it to myself.
I just feel really weird today. I like being different, but somedays… it just feels weird.
It’s not easy, being spanko.
